Here's a forehead slapper:

I got my first audition call from the Manager today. I was pretty excited. Good pay rate, would shoot Thursday, etc.

Then I got there. Because I signed a non-disclosure agreement, I need to be very vague. It's a dating show. As of this writing, the blogger in question (namely me) has been married for 4 years, 1.5 months.

Oy.